I recently read this article in the Austrian newspaper derStandard:
Feuchtgebiete in den Alpen

It’s basically a semi-funny illustration of a ski instructor’s “après-professional” part of a working day.

However, the hammer strikes just at the end – when the short bio mentions his birth place ;-/

Hey ho!! First impression of Osna – just great!! The people are extremely friendly, the volleyball team is great fun and my colleagues at university are very far-sighted and cooperative. I really had a blast of a start up here!

For those of you who don’t know where Osnabrück is by now – it’s here